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The Night My Boyfriend Turned Into An Idiot

Sometimes love means shutting the hell up! Two men fall in love, build a relationship then do battle to keep it going.

Touch This

Catholic schoolboys, first love and a little bastard.

The Mormon Cookie

2 drag queens, one dumped boyfriend and some suspect baked goods..

The Importance of Being Earnest

as Performed by Three F*cking Queens & A Duck

[available through Lulu.com]

A disgraceful tale of envy and neediness as three less-than-talented and overly ambitious actors strive to perform with dignity and half baked ambition in the role of their lives.

Monstrous Acts

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Two men in a French prison in 1440 find love and solace in the bleakest of times.

Searching For David

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"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free" - The tragic story of Michelangelo and the beautiful doomed youth who was the inspiration for his greatest creation..

MR Braithwaite Has A New Boy

[available through Lulu.com]

An hilariously filthy almost love story between a rent boy and his client.

Men In Lycra Rowing Shorts

[and other fantasies]

[available through Lulu.com]

Love, Death & Other Fantasies. Falling in love with straight men, Drag Queens of Death and other tales of outrage, lust and redemption.

The Realm Of Wasps

Based on the life of playwright Joe Orton and his relationship with Ken Halliwell.

Betty-Jo Bullthwaite's Country Calamity

A bad taste country & western cabaret for two.

Big Dicks On Stage

[available through Lulu.com]

Selling out just to sell out. A comedy about a playwright having trouble getting it up.

GORGEOUS BASTARD!

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A gay wedding table at a straight wedding and it seems everyone knows the groom...intimately.

Behind You! Behind You!

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Half Panto, half comedy, Half Cocked! A very bent panto with kings, queens, ogres and pussy!

Rust in The Dust

Sicko country & western singer Betty Jo and friends return for a wake. Some of the vilest numbers you'll even sing along with.

The Art Of Being Still Part One

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A serious comedy. Seven friends living and loving in the time of AIDS.

The Art Of Being Still Part Two:

The Gathering Of Vampires

[available through Lulu.com]

The sequel to The Art Of Being Still. A story of friendship, love and moving on.

The Ladies Choice

Three women from different parts of this century, each with her own story to tell. A play with songs.

The White Rose

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A gay Greek farce. Getting married just for some whitegoods with a little bit of Nana Mouskouri thrown in.

Greetings From A Small Planet

Monologues. A one man show about hope, love, desire, passion and memory.

Love In A Cubicle

[available through Lulu.com]

School boys and first love. 10 years later and it's lust and looking for a happy ending. Ah, me..

Dead Queen

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A piss-elegant show queen gets it in the back in this glorious 3 act revenge fantasy..

Boy On The Beach

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Lust, lust and a lack of fidelity. There are worse things than getting sand in your cracks!

The Adventures Of

Butt Boy & Tigger

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Two boys leap from one pornographic adventure after another. Lonely hearts online and looking for a different way to connect.

Jane Austen's Guide To Pornography

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Jane Austen is on her last lungs and looking for a hit. In the meantime another more modern writer is having issues of his own.

Four Queens In Hawaiian Shirts [Second Edition]

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It's Survivor meets Baby Jane as four boys head north for fun in the sun only to find their gay holiday destination has had a change of management. Broken hearts in the tropics.